Adultery is a fact of life.
What your wife doesn’t know won’t hurt her.
To be the master of your destiny, you must command the present.
You want to arouse your lover. You don’t want to arouse suspicion.
Lovers don’t let lovers lie drunk.
I never lie, except to my wife.
Always be honest with your lover.
If your wife won’t give you a night out, then pick a disease and get on a board of directors. Not only will you get out of the house, but you will be making your wife proud and benefiting mankind as well.
The most important decision you will ever make is your choice of a lover.
If God couldn’t prevent cheating when he banned adultery in the Ten Commandments, then why does Dr. Phil think he can stop it?
Women are naturally deceptive. I am just trying to level the playing field.
It seems obvious, but if you don’t have the time to commit adultery, then your wife will enjoy a marriage based on the principle of strict fidelity (not to be confused with loyalty).
Masturbation - Sex with someone you can trust.
When AQ (adultery quotient) was meted out, not everyone received an equal share.
Adultery isn’t the Olympics. No extra points are awarded based on degree of difficulty.
I cannot overemphasize the important of being honest with your lover. In this context, it really is a virtue.
It would be wrong to say that all single women are dangerous. After all, some species of sharks are less dangerous than others.
Find a lover who fits into your budget.
Holiday Inns have meeting rooms. No-tell motels have rooms for meetings.
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